Things with SMG/Houston Guy have slowed down dramatically since we had a little Come-to-Jesus chat on Friday. So, whatev. Thanks to Social Me and my yummeh new drink of Crystal Light and Bacardi, I found a few new hotties … of course all in the UK. One in particular, Tom, stands out, mainly because we were actually chatting about stuff, and he didn’t come out with the “you have big tits” shit that men usually pull. Which I can’t blame them for because (a) they are big and (b) if you’re trolling online on a weekend night, you’re probably not looking to discuss the last book you read.

Surprisingly, these men know where Indianapolis is, I guess mainly because of the Colts. I expected that people abroad would know of Detroit, but Indy, not so much. Then again, they could be getting it confused with Chicago or considering all of the U.S. to be one amazing wonderland ha ha.